Sick

I am so scared right now. I have a urinary tract infection. I know that if I don't get treated, the infection can go to my kidneys. It might have already since I am pretty sure that I have a fever and that is one of the signs. I really just want to take some antibiotics and be better. I can't. The last time I went to the doctor I paid a $20 copay and signed that all of my paperwork was the same. I didn't know that my dad's insurance had decided that since I was a student who didn't live on campus or with my parents, they didn't consider me a student. He hadn't told me that they had dropped me.
If I go back to the doctor, I will have to pay the rest of that $200 bill, on top of the brand new $200 bill. Also, the doctor had automatically scheduled me for a follow-up last time that I didn't go to because I had found out that I was uninsured and didn't want to have to pay. Not showing up adds another $20 to my bill. My health is worth more than $420, but that is half of my money. I am a full-time student and I quit my job in order to study for finals and actually spend time with my family over the holidays. What the hell am I supposed to do? I don't want to ask my family for money. I don't have $120 a month plus $1000 deductible. I don't want to go on medicaid, but it looks like that is what I am going to have to do.

Get out of hell free card!

Guess what I found while waiting at the doctor's office... a "Go to Heaven Free" card! Even though it doesn't say it word for word, I am pretty sure it means "Get out of hell free, do not go to church, do not tithe away your income just so idiots can build giant wastes of space dedicated to a made up god." So even if I sin, don't go to church, and continue to be agnostic, I can still go to heaven if I am wrong. All I have to do is write my name on this card five times. It's like magic! If you give me $20 I will totally print you one, just don't tell god. Or the RIAA.

Be kind, rewind.

I know that I am a girl, and therefore do not know much about technology, but since when are you able to, and why would it be necessary to, rewind dvds? It might be slightly understandable if hollywood video were just lazy and used the same covers for all of their movies no matter what format they are in, but they don't even rent out VHS anymore.

eBay

scientology has been given the right to delete perfectly legal sales on ebay for no reason other than they lose money by not being able to sell as many brand new e-meters. This however, is not what tipped me off to ebay's inappropriate business. I stumbled across proof the other day ...


ebay's executives, or at least their graphic designers, are in fact, commys.

I know, I'm silly, but you know, you want to giggle :D

Energy...

Well, I don't know if anyone else has seen Coca-Cola BlaK, but it is amazing! I saw it sitting on the energy drink shelf at WalMart for like 4 months and I kept trying to figure out what it was. All it says on the bottle and the package is fusion beverage, so I finally bought it out of curiosity. It is like coke(my favorite soda) and coffee mixed together. Even though I don't like coffee very much, I love this drink!

So try it!
And enjoy!